Letters to the SA coroner

Letter one.

Dear sir, allow me to introduce myself as we have never met or corresponded in the past. I have had a long-lasting interest in the Somerton Man case, in fact have created a blog with that particular interest at its heart.

However.

Your delay in reaching a decision based on the DNA analysis has decimated my followers. In short, they are sick of waiting and my otherwise sterling reputation has suffered because of your indecision.

Please assist. Lord Nicholas of Pelling.

Letter 2.

Dear sir, my name is Gordon Cramer and is one I’m sure you are familiar with as my stellar reputation as an investigator is renowned, particularly with the interpretation of the Rubaiyat code, as is my current project, a history of espionage during and after WW2 – something never before attempted.
Given all this, and my position as the self-appointed master of all things Somerton, I would appreciate your response soonest.

Please assist. Gordon of Cramer, theorist to the lords of code.

Letter 3.

Mate, please pull your finger out – for a bloke being paid a fortune you’re a bit slow on the uptake. In other words, get your shit together, we are sick of waiting.

Bozo.

With respect.