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Who’s the villain?

DS Leane, who ‘lost’ the ROK only days after receiving it from a man who remained silent until his death.

Coroner Cleland, who ruled that SM died somewhere other than where he was found, only to change his mind and finally rule he did die where he was found.

Detective Brown, who thought losing the most important piece of evidence was no big deal.

Gerry Feltus, for being too cautious.

No. 1, who isn’t, because I am.

Roger Hollis, MI5, who came in 1948, saw and walked away, maybe.

Ditto Hembleys- Scales, MI5, sent here looking to upgrade suspicious things happening locally in the absence of any serious scrutiny by good old Aussie know how, who didn’t.

Dusty, for delliberratlty mispeling every other word he writes. Basterd.

Stuart Littlemore, who didn’t ask why the Jestyn sign off on the Boxall inscription was taped over.

Coroner Cleland, who despite saying he was willing to wait for any further evidence to further his judicial conclusions, didn’t .

Paul Lawson, who spoke of an original body?

Gordon Cramer, who seized this statement and created a theory that did him fame and furore. Especially here.

Stuart Littlemore, who didn’t ask Boxall if he knew someone named Keane.

David Morgan, for being, you know, David Morgan.

Jessica Harkness, who nearly keeled over when confronted with the bust.

All those who bought and read my book but didn’t leave a review.

Prosper Thomson, who got home free. Money talks, right?

Professor Cleland, who wanted to take home the decomposed brain from a body seven months old.

Everybody who doesn’t know the difference 3 inches make.

Gordon Cramer, for flooding the internet with very questionable theories.

Coroner Cleland, who didn’t depose the jockeys who first discovered the body.

Derek Abbott, who picked the wrong Charlie. Read the signs.

PC Moss, who didn’t secure the half-smoked cigarette.

Dude47, you might be right mate, but you know, you might also be wrong.

Stuart Webb, who won’t pick up the phone.

Chemist Freeman, who unaccountably kept quiet to the grave.

Nick Pelling, and why not.

Clive, puns, need I say more.

Freeman’s friends and family with him in the car when the RoK was found and said nothing, ever.

The Adelaide Advertiser, for being asleep at the wheel for over 70 years.

Derek Abbott, who reckoned a qualified electrical tradesmen used home-made tools.

Jo, who reckons that SM wore dresses,  high heels and danced unreservedly in gay nightclubs.

SAPOL, who spread the news that all his clobber had the labels removed, but what about his pullover, his pyjamas, his dressing-gown .. his ties.

And anyone else who thinks that this mystery is solved.

Thank you and good evening.

 

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  1. dusty #

    Then there’s shonky senior Porter Harold North what reckons he could tell the time of SM’s suitcase lodgement (between 11 and midday) by something on the reverse of the cloakroom ticket. That sit right with you Alan H.?

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    January 18, 2026
  2. It’s unfortunate that we can’t find a copy of the script they were all working from. It appears that most of the players had something to hide, or that could be held against them.
    The one legged photographer undergoing secret phantom limb treatment with Dr Barbour, the graduating doctors list of 1923 from AU, the mechanic who kept working on cars till electoral rolls ran out, even doing some panel beating, the nurse (actually you know more of the story than any of us except maybe Gerry F and neither will fess up)
    If you need info about what type of stuff was being leveraged, just look at the pics of Aussie bodies lined up along Leane’s Trench.

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    January 19, 2026
  3. dusty #

    And what’s more, were still waiting for two more parts on author Cramer’s Danetta SM espionage trilogy, first part of which has eluded all attemps to obtain a copy. In re his tauted voluminous SM bookof revelations publication, don’t hold your breaths folks, she ain’t likely to be on the book shelves any time soon or in our collective lifetimes … nor in his fortunately.

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    January 19, 2026
    • I note he claims to have begun his SM blogging in 2013, well, as coincidence has it, so did yours truly, and I’m proud to announce that as at 9am today I’ve achieved 2,456,759 visitors. Stunning, ain’t it.

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      January 19, 2026
  4. dusty #

    I should point out Peteb, with an element of satisfaction and pride that, from May 2016 onwards, a fair percentage of those visitors, both yours and Mr. Cramer’s, would have been me in my various idenities.

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    January 19, 2026
  5. dusty #

    Mr. Cramer would be choked to hear the truth.

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    January 19, 2026
  6. dusty #

    Who’s the Villain? Can’t be Donald Trump The Peacemaker. Certainly couldn’t have been his bosom buddy Jeffery Epstein; He is done and dusted to all intents and no longer mentioned in Planet American mainstream breaking news.

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    January 20, 2026
  7. dusty #

    That disgusting spur footed? kuhndt just keeps on getting away with his his lies and insults directed at America’s loyal alies. Any other civilized nation would have strung their leader up by the ‘you know whats’ for being such an obnoxious, boofheaded asshole (Webster) Yet all those European faint hearted leaders offended by Trumps latest outragious claims of UK rear echelon troop deployment in Afghanistan, can come up with is “The US President is wrong” and “We think President Trump should now apologies”. It’s no wonder the depraved animal sleights hís NATO partners with gusto if that’s the only counter move they’re likely to retaliate with. Not even big noting Australian leadership is prepared to make any critisism lest the yanks sink the AUKUS sub deal…which is going to happen, and which a pie (or pasty) in the sky deal from the get go anyhow, and no refunds. Sorry!

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    January 24, 2026
    • Two things – all of a sudden my phone has gone all echoing and a large black car with shaded windows has just been parked out the front of where I live .. plus, what are my chances of getting tourist visa to the US next week?

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      January 24, 2026
      • Clive #

        Depends if you give Donald a $Million and promise to be good, otherwise you might get an ICE-Y reception.

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        January 24, 2026
  8. dusty #

    Peteb: you got about as much chance “..of getting a tourist visa to the US next week” as has Israel’s alleged criminal warlord President Isaac Herzog’s chances of an invite to a friday prayer meeting at Lakemba Mosque on his upcoming visit to Sydney next month…that’s if he gets a visa.

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    January 24, 2026
  9. Clive #

    I’m sure the Israeli lobby won’t have any trouble ensuring Herzog gets a visa, not sure about the visit to the mosque, why poison the atmosphere any further?

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    January 24, 2026

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