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Reasons why Carl Webb couldn’t possibly be the Somerton Man.

Webb was an electrical tradesman, right? So where was his working clobber, and when does a tradesman show up for work wearing a highly polished pair of shoes?

Doesn’t happen, they wear army boots.

Webb was a frothing barbiturate goon, begging for it and for that you need supply, so given that he needed a couple of jolts a day, so where did he connect with his shit in the city of churches, huh?

Next .. tools; Professor of engineering Derek Abbott reckons the tools found in the suitcase were entirely suitable for doing this and that for complicated reasons in the rescue and re-determination of complicated electrical problems .. car house or otherwise. Ask me, would you hire a guy with that equipment, seriously?

Fingernails .. the next time you meet a tradesman, plumber, electrician.. check his fingernails, there`s unintelligent life hidden in there, flesh eating sabre toothed worms.  Handshake? Forgettabout.. So how come our man had fingernails cleaned and scoured? Problem?

Height; Three inches … ignore it. Carl was standing in a hole in the ground… bloody rabbits, yes ?

 

Ears, you want to talk about ears, check with Decca, how wrong can a Professor of Engineering be ? And don’t laugh, being wrong is not a professional  option.. he’s wrong~ you are right – it doesn’t matter. Credentials do.

Next … there is no next. Pity the poor coroner who has to make sense of this mess ..

 

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  1. No. 1 #

    That’s all true and so obvious

    DA is a glory hound who wanted to belt a square peg into a round hole and claim a quick victory. Bad luck about that.

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    October 17, 2024
  2. Clive #

    “Fingernails”-perhaps a glove wearing tradie? On second+ thoughts, I very much doubt it!

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    October 17, 2024
  3. thedude747 #

    OK so if Carl is not SM is he a Webb? cos to me he appears to have a resemblance to Roy and the sister in photos Ive seen. Thoughts?

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    October 18, 2024
    • The only reason Roy and the others came to play is because someone had some hairs tested. If the hairs weren’t a thing then the Webbs wouldn’t be a thing either. As the eminent JS mentioned earlier, maybe Charlie suited the cause due to his eyes and teeth. Maybe all of us need to advise our better halves that when we shuffle off, please destroy our toothbrushes and razors. We may become Bonnie and Clyde’s accomplice with no right of reply.

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      October 18, 2024
  4. Clive #

    Perhaps if Stuart released a few more family photos, this case could be resolved one way or the other. Then again, being involved in this case may not be on Stuart’s radar anymore.

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    October 18, 2024

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