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Getting it Wrong 2

Professor Derek Abbott is on record as saying the tools found in the Somerton Man’s suitcase were obviously used by him in his trade as an electrical engineer. Nobody disagreed. Everybody nodded their heads in agreement. As usual. The bloke’s a Professor right? And what are we? Not Professors.

But we’re not fools with tools.

Do you think that when an electrical engineer shows up for work in the factory or whatever it is that employs him he gets a set of free issue tools? What if he’s one of a dozen doing the same job fitting building and fixing electrical stuff laid out on the work benches,  you reckon management might spring for free tools to all of them?

Nope, it doesn’t work like that, employers are and were tight arses .. so tradesmen got to bring their own equipment to the job and like most tradesmen they look after their gear, not being cheap to replace. Right Professor? Then again I’m thinking good old UoA give you everything you need to pursue your own agenda. Right Prof?

Tools like these

and these

and these

And these, plus a toolbox to keep them all in … these they locked up and left under the workbench. This is common knowledge in un-professorial circles.

But not our man as it’s a widely held belief (thanks again Professor) that all he needed to do his work was was something a little less complicated.

Plus a small screwdriver and a half dozen pencils

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  1. Clive #

    Interesting what you mentioned Pete, just a cut down knife and a small pair of scissors. Also, possibly using a screwdriver to close electric box etc?

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    March 27, 2024
  2. Clive, that pathetic collection of bits and pieces found in the suitcase could in no way be construed as ‘tools’, what’s more likely is that he used the scissors to trim his nose hairs and the broken knife to clean his toe nails.

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    March 27, 2024
    • Dave LaRouche #

      that brush to tickle his face or sweep his eyebrows, to give him that glow!

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      March 28, 2024
  3. John Sanders #

    The dude 4711 might take exception as it would put his cleverly constructed car stealing kit contribution in jeopardy, especially the tar brush? and electrical screwdriver?.

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    March 27, 2024
    • No doubt, plus the graphite in the pencils used to grease the locks … Dude was on it early.

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      March 27, 2024
  4. No One - this guy carries tools and is a tool #

    They are tools of his trade

    Makeshift weapons

    Electrical screwdriver – to disconnect a circuit

    They’re not going to let you see his Walther PPK

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    March 27, 2024
    • Corey G. #

      like the German troops,he was probably one of them,got lost in the flock.

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      March 28, 2024
  5. Dex #

    So, why would he need a brush is he’s and electrical engineer?So Anything that the prof.pulls out his butt goes lol he expects us to believe his theories to be the Truth! Such a Farce.

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    March 28, 2024
  6. John Sanders #

    A timely reminder that tomorrow be the day of decision for the S.A. Coroner’s office or Sapol to give adjudication on SM, be it conclusive or sine die adjournment. That being to comply with with an earlier promise to our host to provide answers “early 2024”.

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    March 28, 2024
  7. I’m banking on April Fools Day …

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    March 28, 2024
  8. John Sanders #

    You might be banking on April fool’s day but Easter monday be a bank holiday for govt. offices including the SA Coroner’s dept.

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    March 28, 2024
    • Weston Blake #

      oh oh! I picture the faces of the prof, and Fitzpatrick trying basking in the glory that they the professionals were wrong, and us the sluethers were right! We should get our thanks for all the years of research and dedication!

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      March 29, 2024

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