Urgent Memo to the SA Coroner
Sir, you may not realise that your relaxed approach in finalising the results of the Somerton Body case has effected my readers to such a degree most of them have buggered off and are enjoying sites not peripheral to the subject matter- they have become dissociated; ask Nick Pelling, nothing since April.
This situation is deplorable, a tragedy.
Some of my most regular and trusted commentators, all hard earned by exhaustive elimination processes have abandoned the site, men and women of high learning and razor-sharp intellect. Lost. Tomsbytwo is the forgotten man here and you are the one responsible.
Given that, it is my intention to travel to Adelaide in the very near future and encamp on the footpath by the front door of the Coroner’s Court, providing it has the capacity to accommodate the many thousands who are expected to accompany me and if you think this will be a useless exercise then let me assure you this protest will attract many disgruntled locals, not to mention those who will willingly travel from far and wide.
We are not happy.
Respectfully, Pete Bowes.
The Somerton Man .. 
Government of South Australia is a law unto themselves
Take it from one who knows
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In order to facilitate this pending demonstration, and to be sure those who have decided to show up have the proper facilities required for what may be some hours encamped on the streets of Adelaide, the organising committee have decided to provide food and drink for the participants – sausage rolls, meat pies, baked bean sandwiches, this being so we earnestly request that you make a small contribution to the cost of same.
And in order to facilitate your concerns we hope it does not trouble you to supply your banking details, and rest assured, we have your interests at heart.
I remain your voice in this matter.
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Don’t eyeball the Adelaide Station Master if going by train. It could significantly shorten your life expectancy, and you won’t need to use your return ticket.
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As long as you stick to the right lines, the participants should have the platform
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Like, if you station yourself in the right spot, the engine of evidence is where it stops, right?
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Could be a buffer zone?
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Justice is a two-way street ..
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Be careful
They play dirty in Adelaide and don’t care how they win
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Government in SA? ‘professional’ amateurs wearing suits with no idea i.e. clueless on major issues, but 9 out 0f 10 when it comes to wasting dollars.
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