Recap .. amended
The bucket of frogs, that is those of us who would prefer to indulge in sobriety testing and imaginative theorising and who I proudly represent would like it to be known that over the past little time we have had some minor successes. The irony we enjoy is that the non-imaginative non-frogs have had none which is incomparably worse than not many as it means all they have to show for their hours of non-imaginative labour is a blank
bog blog page. Not to gloat though as our charter doesn’t allow it, much.
This is what our mantlepiece holds.
For services rendered in actually READING Gordon Strapp’s deposition.
For services rendered in proving newspapers don’t lie.
For being the absolute first in the entire
galaxy UNIVERSE to find a pattern in the Rubaiyat code. (Currently under review)
For being the first, again, for proving dried tan boot polish shaken from a particle brush looks like black powder.
Fade to mild applause.